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Big dicks should be classified as weapons.

2022.01.21 02:02 desertmamba Big dicks should be classified as weapons.

Yes, for everyone’s safety - if used with force and aggression, big dicks will deal a lot of damage, and could possibly harm and hospitalize someone. I think it’s imperative that we start to classify them as weapons.
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2022.01.21 02:02 icygoi Fuck you leakers

Fuck you leakers
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2022.01.21 02:02 parmasura When you mess up the growth spell for mushroom. ( OC, demon mushroom)

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2022.01.21 02:02 jdogg0622 They got the right idea

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2022.01.21 02:02 slowpokelikers Nice

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2022.01.21 02:02 Psychological_Arm543 BAN BULK FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKL

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2022.01.21 02:02 BasicOxideChaos WHEN GREASE HITS THE FAN: chapter one. Please provide feedback if you have time, Reddit!

When Grease Hits The Fan Written by AMP Part One, Chad has entered the chat:
Today is the day my life changes forever. It's period 3, media studies. We're all sitting on the floor because our desks were sold for money to buy printer paper. I flick my messy ponytail over my shoulder. Thank god Chad isn't here. The door slams open, and a boy with gorgeous black hair that sits mysteriously over his eyes walks in confidently. Chad. Because of his sexy bangs, he can't see anything and falls over me. "OUCH!" I yelp as he drops into my arms. "Y/N! Why the f*** are you in my way, you useless deflated bean bag?!" He shoves himself off me as I glare at him. He gets up and walks into the wall. "CHAD. If you would take a break from kissing every girl in your year and saving animals and creating hit songs, maybe you would make it here on time!" Mr Twoodle yells. Chad yeets his greasy hair back and groans. The teachers refuse to acknowledge our lack of desks because of the shame, so he continues with- "I have made a seating plan since some of you don't know how to act like role models. Until I can trust you, this is where you'll sit." He throws a look at Chad, raising one eyebrow, stroking his freshly shaved chin. "Not naming names. Just don't turn me into a meme on Instagram again." Oh. My. God. He motions to me and CHAD. Then at a section of the floor coated in pie crumbs and vape pens. We have to sit together on the floor where one of the old tables used to be. "Not you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I start crying. He laughs, and I can see his throbbing uvula swing in the back of his perfect throat. Wait, what am I thinking?!?!?! He is a rebel. I go to church. We're incompatible. "Scared Y/N?" He winks, and my liver flutters. "Chad, do I need to put you in time out?! I'm trying to teach." Mr Twoodle glares at him, but he doesn't care. He's a bad boy. I'm taking notes. Chad is doing everything in his power to throw me off. "Stop eating my notes!" I yell-whisper. He throws them up, molds the moist paper into a ball and chucks it at me. It smacks me wetly. I gasp. "I'm trying to learn, Chad. And you're seventeen. That battery you just consumed was not recommended for ingestion." He smirks before Mr Twoodle calls him an ambulance. I see a slick, greasy head from across the learning street. It can't be... "Y/N!" he turns around in shock. His neck twists so fast that his hair splashes grease onto a nearby wall. I think I hear a crack. My mouth gapes open. He's so hot... wait, is he crying?! I rush to his side, forgetting our differences in his time of need. "I'm not crying, Y/N; the battery acid just got into my eyeballs." He shoves me onto the ground. "Loser. Hahahahahah. But I like you; here's my number, babe." He gets his tattoo gun out to put the number on my forehead, but now he sees my tears. "Did you eat a Triple A battery too, Y/N?" I blush. "No.. it's just that my parents kicked me out after I told them I knew about the meth lab in our basement." There is a tense pause, and I swear he's lustfully looking at the curve of my nose. "I have a spare bedroom." "Really? You would let me stay with you?" I gasp so loud that I choke. "Yes... but there are some rules." He smirks, battery acid still streaming down his face. "You can't open the box in the attic. You don't know my past, and you don't want to..." he runs a hand through his unruly hair. He chokes. "Another battery? I took a first aid course because I knew this would happen." I offer. "No, I just miss my xbox. My mum sold it to buy meth from your parents. Fortnite was my best friend, and I'm so alone. S***. Y/N, don't tell anyone!!" A wave of sorrow knocks me into his arms. "I won't, Chad. I'm here for you." Some of his hair-grease drops onto my shoulder. "Shhhhhh." I soothe. He composes himself and steps back. "Welcome to uh, your new home." His face turns red. Chad purses his lips and slithers away like a snake. His body is so oily it's like he's covered in vaseline; he slides down the stairs and through a window at the bottom. Because he's so lubed up, he races down the street on his back like it's a slip n slide. I nibble my lip and sigh.
I wake up, realising my checkered vans are still on my feet. I laugh maniacally, and my messy bun violently smacks me in the face. I whimper eeuuuerrrh. "... Why are you laughing?" shit. It's Chad. His pecks are wet from taking a shower, and his baby blue sky blue eyes are yellow with jaundice. A shock of black, slick hair sticks to his abnormally large and oily forehead. I blush tomato red. A blood vessel in my eye pops. "Chad I-" He holds up one thick masculine finger and half-smiles. "I gtg. My parents just traded my dog for some curtains." My left lung drops into my abdominal cavity. "Nae-Nae is gone?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?W?!" I begin to cry, and he rushes over to hold me, forgetting he is naked and moist. He grabs my head with both hands, staring into my eyes, one of which is still bleeding. "I will get him back. I promise. I promise. I must go." He naruto runs away, forgetting to put clothes on. While Chad is saving Nae-Nae, I wander the house. I still have questions. What is in the box in the attic, which is in a water cooler which is in a tent? I wonder while licking my lips seductively. After reading the bible and asking God for guidance, I climb like spiderman up the wall and into the roof. I walk into the tent. Chad's face is printed on it, so I drool for a second. It's hard to undo the zip because I am distracted imagining his scalp. I kick the watercooler open. The box inside is shaped like it's a mold of Chad's face. Inside is a baby. I throw it to the floor, and it stares at me. "Are you the antichrist?!?!?!?!?!?!??S!?" The baby snarls and bites my wenis. The world fades to black. "I told you not to open the box!!!!" Chads sexy voice booms. Where am I?!?!? I see toes next to my head. Hot, beefy toes that are lightly spattered with hair. They could only be Chads. My eyes follow them upwards; his face is distorted with rage and lust. "I'M SORRY BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ANTICHRIST BABY?!?!?!" He begins to spin in circles out of confusion. Then the baby crawls out of his mouth. His mouth is a holder of many magical and whimsical things, but this was too much. We both shriek, "the antichrist!!!!" and he gets a bible out of his mouth. How many items are in his mouth? He throws it at the baebae, and it melts into a single pasta shell. We cook it and give it to our pigeon larry. And that's the story of my weird, wacky and wonderful life
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2022.01.21 02:02 allyyyzxc TRADING CLEAN PSX GEMS

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2022.01.21 02:02 NulledTart To anyone in or around my time zone:

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2022.01.21 02:02 scarmory2 I found this coin at work! I love how the metal got eaten by time and worn out somehow even though its not that old. I think theres no value to this in its state but maybe historically it could? Manufacturing wise and material used could determine if something happened during that time when made.

I found this coin at work! I love how the metal got eaten by time and worn out somehow even though its not that old. I think theres no value to this in its state but maybe historically it could? Manufacturing wise and material used could determine if something happened during that time when made. submitted by scarmory2 to coins [link] [comments]

2022.01.21 02:02 platinum_tears [XB1] w: Farron GS +0, Sunless Leggings, h: mule, karma

Looking for an un-upgraded FGS to play w a friend after I accidentally dropped a ton of shit to someone who wasn’t the dude I met on the sub (shout-out him tho, he’s great)
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2022.01.21 02:02 Stray_Heart_Witch What is the closest analog of each herb?

I know that day bloom would be miniature sunflowers, and I think Evolvulus arizonicus is waterleaf. Other than that, I'm curious what everyone else's opinion is!
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2022.01.21 02:02 EnforcingPie Moments of the Month reward not working?

Hey everyone, I just picked up 2k22 last week. I’ve been grinding the December moments of the month in MyTeam. When completing the Strus 3’s challenge, my game had a long loading screen and disconnected from the servers. It says I completed the challenge but I didn’t get an amethyst pack. Has anyone else had this issue, and is there a way to claim my pack? Thanks in advance!
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2022.01.21 02:02 BartierBoolin Female Ken Carson⁉️⁉️

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2022.01.21 02:02 boldamus2 Lady and the fox

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2022.01.21 02:02 Titanick6 Red scorpion. Marker design

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2022.01.21 02:02 JollySummer25 Help me get good at brawlhallaaaaa

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2022.01.21 02:02 birajgarg F in the chat boys

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2022.01.21 02:02 GoCrapYourself Anxious about wasting time learning things that don't matter

When I have down time, I want to use that down time to learn things and not just consume social media (I recognize the need to veg out from time to time though).
For example, I want to start reading a book by Ray Dalio, I also want to catch up on the WSJ, or read the Economist. The problem is, I get worried that I'll spend time reading the Ray Dalio book but it won't actually apply to anything I do in business so it'll have been a waste of time.
How can I not be so anxious about making sure I pick the most pertinent, most productive possible thing to learn or read in my free time?
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2022.01.21 02:02 FiendingforCaffeine How much of the AAMC material is worth redoing?

I've gone over all of the AAMC material (except full lengths) once, and I've also done all of Uglobe. I have ~2.5 months until my exam. How much of the AAMC material is worth redoing? Should I focus more on redoing Uglobe? Is AAMC CARS worth redoing?
Thanks for any input :)
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2022.01.21 02:02 agentstreetmeat You think we’ll see Dexter’s Diner?

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2022.01.21 02:02 rulesforrebels @binance: #Binance Loans adds collateral assets $ATOM & $ROSE, and staking collateral asset $NEAR. https://t.co/0FmQptKIfG

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2022.01.21 02:02 Apprehensive_Sun_601 Claptrap the hunk of junk everyone loves or hates

Gender:male I guess
Weapons:tediore pistol/ when out of ammo just throw it at someone and it will explode and due to digitech technology it will reappear in your hand
Abilities: it will be too op so he won’t have it though it’s really funny
Backstory: I will continue this part cus that will take waaay too long so wait and eventually it’ll be done not really important probably
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2022.01.21 02:02 TheAnonymousMaker advice for hardbody

I'm currently building my first hardbody rig on a scx10 ii chassis with this body, and I'm looking for some advice as to where to put the battery. there is limited space under the hood as I have installed a forward motor kit. and I am also going to build a full interior in the cab
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